Google you are our 'Dick of the Week'

Google you are our 'Dick of the Week'

Let's set the mood....candles, a bottle of wine, some sleazy seventies saxophone music and some low lighting. 
Now all we need is some sexually explicit pictures of some dogs jumping and playing in a field....
Wait! What????
Yep. Exactly. F*cking ridiculous and downright certifiable, right? 
And sorry for the heavy sarcasm in my opening sentence but holy sh*t, who in their right mind would see a parallel between innocent pictures of a beautiful husky/ GSD mix playing in a field and PORN???????
Google, that's who! 
As you all know, Uncle Pete has been having a fine old time trundling down Memory Lane finding and posting photos of all the dogs who have become beloved family members at DD over the years. Pete, Kris and myself have had tears of joy, laughter and even a good few tears of desolation looking at some of the special dogs who have graced our lush acres over the years, but who are sadly no longer with us. 
...Until those complete A$$jacks at Google got ridiculous that is!
See below the email they sent us when we went to post this picture, and look at their reasons for removing it. 
I mean, we are speechless. 
Tell me, is it just me? Or is this the most Dick-ish thing you have ever seen? 
I hope to God that this was generated by some AI bot thingy, because if it's a real person that sent this, and someone at Google really does think those pictures are sexually explicit, then they really need to background check their staff a lot better, don't they? 
I had something completely different lined up to rant about this week, but when this email came through, we were all like "WTF???" 
Google, you are unequivocally, undoubtedly, and one million percent, my Dick of the Week.
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